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Ok, so there's this group of friends, Jacko, Bimpy, Corny, and Alligator. So one day they decied to go see a movie, but not just any movie, it was a scary movie, where people are dying left and right, blood it shooting everywhere, whoever made this movie is completely disgusting, sick, demented, horrified, crazy, like he just came out of an insande asilam (sp), he should be put down for his sick twisted mind, SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET THIS GUY OUT OF HUMAN CONTACT. OH MY GOD THE RAGE IS BURNING INSIDE OF ME, I CAN'T CONTROL IT, I WANT THIS GUY BEHIND BARS...... whoa, slow down there killer..... NO, I'LL NEVER STOP TILL THIS GUY IS PUT BEHIND BARS..... I really think you should calm down, its only a movie.....ummmm sorry, i have a habit of talking to my self, sorry, back to the story. So on the way to the movies, they hit a bump, and no one is in their seatbelts right, so all of them hit the ceiling, and the driver (Jacko) is knocked out cold, and the car crashes into the ditch, and Bimpy flys through the window,.... and dies..... horribly...... grossly..... sadly....yeah....it was bad. So they decide to flea the scene, because nobody wants to get in trouble, so they hitchhike to the movies, and when they get there, its just packed. So they wait in line for what seems like forever. After they get their tickets, they get inline for snacks. Jacko get Snowcaps, Corny gets Skittles, and Alligator gets popcorn. Then they go into the movie, where they literaly have to fight for their seats. And during the fight, Alligator gets stabbed, but says he's alright, So they get to watching the movie, (which is called The Arnieville Horror) and during the movie, the main character sticks he hand in something gross, and a girl screams out "Thats Gross!" so Corny being a smarta$$ decides to yell back, "You bet ya" and the girl just flips out, and says "You wanna go" and Corny yells back, "Darn right!" So they start fighting, and he kills her, and she dies, therefore, he killed her. And by this time, Alligator has bled so much that he is dead. So Corny and Jacko flea the theater, and are chased by an angry mob of the girls friends, and Jacko trips, and hurts himself, and gets trampled to death, it is very sad, but anyway, Corny is the only one left, so he flags down a car and tells the car to step on it, and so he does, right into an intersection, and Corny forgot his seatbelt, and they get into and accident, and he flies out of the vehicle, and breaks his arm.... off.... so he's running right, and a dog attacks him, but he kills the dog, because he's gone crazy without his arm that he does.... well.... things with. So the dog is dead right, and a cat tires to attack him to, but as the cat is running, he gets caught in a lawn mower, and dies, grossly. So he runs to a pizzeria to hide, well turns out the girls brother works there, and he has just found out about the incident at the theater, and tries to fight him, and fails, he is killed, then put into the pizza cooker, but he didn't go without a fight, corny has lost his one of his legs, so he goes to a river, where he wants to swim away, but during his swim, he cramps up, and cannot swim any longer, so he dies, peacefully, quietly, but then a shark eats him.
The End.
The End.