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[crazycoolwinner]

So this weekend was fun... much! On saturday me and kyle went to katies house and katie flashed everyone her underwear, it was me christy briana kyle and katie. we chilled there for a while and we had this really good pizza from deagelos? then we went to my house and we were supposed to leave to go see june, red tuesday, and the progress but we didnt so we just chilled in my basment. and as you all know that kyle is my bestfriend, he asked katie out but it was kind of descrete. no one knew until katie was all up in kyles grill(in a good way though) and we were like "Katie you whore" and she was like "What? we DO go out!" and we were like "DETAILS DETAILS". And katie and kyle detailed away. I just turned detail into a verb as i did with ninja. THATS RIGHT BITCH NINJA IS NOW A VERB! So we josh and jackie came over and we chilled watching the first 5 minutes of every single movie i own. then we chilled on my back porch during a really cool storm and i played for thee ladies and i know all you fellas that read this(which is none cause no one reads this) couldnt be a pimp like i was on saturday because I had 3 girls in my pants and i played them a tune AND they digged it! THATS WHATS UP(jackie got me saying that)! And Sunday I went over to jackie/georges to watch the eagles game but it turned into a wanna be McG study group and we all just chilled on jackies bed while george tried to shove things up my ass which by the it is not pleasant to have a buff dude shove a phone/pen up you ass. Jackie and Katie drummed on my ass and i slept with them all... but so they dont get mad saying that i "slept" with them it was just taking a wanna be nap. At half time of the game george kyle zack christy jackie and i went up to conrow park and had a little game of football. The teams were the incredibly smart and attractives(me kyle and jackie) and the fuglies(george zack and christy) and the incredibly smart and attractives won because we're beasts.

So that basically sums up my weekend

I bid you a due