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ok so after tonight i have decided to start a new think in my lj i am writting a new story so here is story number one!!!
once apon a time there was a princess named rachel she lived in a far off land called sandusky ohio there she was gaurded by a horrible beast named chris hoy and she dreamed of the day she would be saved by her prince charming then one day neil yingling came to save her from the 1500 building
he first had to get past the security gaurd
that was no sweat cuz he had a name tag
then he had to get past the oger terry
it was a bit of a fight but he threw some doughnuts and beer down the road and terry went running after
next he met the aweful creature tiffany
she was a tough match cuz neil wont hit a girl
but finally he pulled out a mag. and it pulled her braces to it and she was stuck for good
next was the aweful moose
neil tried running him over but just bounced off his big belly
so then neil ran around him in circles for about a min and it wore moose out til he passed out
next was the evil mastermind hoy
neil had no idea how to beat him he was in good shape so neil tried running him over
well when doin this hoy body checked him into the wall like the big bad hockey player he was and this killed poor neil
but who was gonna save rachel
well then a new person came along and knocked hoy out cold with one swing
who could this be?
thats right donkey balls knocked hoy out cold with his balls and he took rachel in his arms they rode off into the sunset and lived happily ever after
the end
once apon a time there was a princess named rachel she lived in a far off land called sandusky ohio there she was gaurded by a horrible beast named chris hoy and she dreamed of the day she would be saved by her prince charming then one day neil yingling came to save her from the 1500 building
he first had to get past the security gaurd
that was no sweat cuz he had a name tag
then he had to get past the oger terry
it was a bit of a fight but he threw some doughnuts and beer down the road and terry went running after
next he met the aweful creature tiffany
she was a tough match cuz neil wont hit a girl
but finally he pulled out a mag. and it pulled her braces to it and she was stuck for good
next was the aweful moose
neil tried running him over but just bounced off his big belly
so then neil ran around him in circles for about a min and it wore moose out til he passed out
next was the evil mastermind hoy
neil had no idea how to beat him he was in good shape so neil tried running him over
well when doin this hoy body checked him into the wall like the big bad hockey player he was and this killed poor neil
but who was gonna save rachel
well then a new person came along and knocked hoy out cold with one swing
who could this be?
thats right donkey balls knocked hoy out cold with his balls and he took rachel in his arms they rode off into the sunset and lived happily ever after
the end