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[crazyclownwoman]

[Just finished one the phone with her "boss"]

How the heck can they threaten ta' fire me? I didn't even know I had the job!

Oh apperently I'm a "Hairstylist" now. Don't know how that happened.

[Mutters under her breath for a few moments about being a fully quailified psychiatrist...]

....So if any one wants a haircut or somehin'....just gimmie a

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[sataxandagai]

Do you do good haircuts?

[crazyclownwoman]

..
I think so. I cut peoples hair back home. Not professionally or anything like that. But they liked em'.

Thinkin' about gettin' a cut?

[sataxandagai]

Maybe that's why you got the job? I'm a teacher~

My hair is getting kinda long..

[crazyclownwoman]

I don't know. Maybe.

Drop by for a cut then some time! It'll give me a break from all those droney women who come in.

[sataxandagai]

Hm.

[And a few hours later, Osaka is at Harley Quinn's shop, ready for a haircut. Oh, and she has some badly burnt muffins too, because she really can't cook.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[She is suddenly now at the hairstylist's shop]

Hey there!

What's with the muffin's?..

[sataxandagai]

Oh~ I wanted to make muffins, but I started thinking about bug collections when the oven was on, so they got burned..

[crazyclownwoman]

Bug collections?

[sataxandagai]

Yeah! Did you know that a spider is not a bug?

[crazyclownwoman]

..really?

[sataxandagai]

Yeah~! It's an arachnid or something like that. That's what Leona said.

[crazyclownwoman]

[She vaugely remembers something about that in school]

Cool!
So you wanta' hair cut?

[sataxandagai]

Yeah! I want my hair to be shoulder-length again!

[crazyclownwoman]

Can do! Follow me.

[Walks over to the chair and is suddenly holding a pair of sissors, with a grin on her face]

Have a seat!

[sataxandagai]

[Any normal person would be frightened. Osaka is oblivious as she sits down.]

Thanks~

[crazyclownwoman]

[Time passes: Remarkabley there is no blood loss and the haircut turns out decently.]

There ya' go!