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[crazyclownwoman]

[Just finished one the phone with her "boss"]

How the heck can they threaten ta' fire me? I didn't even know I had the job!

Oh apperently I'm a "Hairstylist" now. Don't know how that happened.

[Mutters under her breath for a few moments about being a fully quailified psychiatrist...]

....So if any one wants a haircut or somehin'....just gimmie a

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[bustydefense]

Jobs here are like that. One day, you just have one.

[crazyclownwoman]

Really? That stinks. What's with this nutty town!

They trap us here. Give us fake family's, jobs and...

..and I got stuck as hairstylist too! I mean, I used to be a psychiatrist, and a master criminal! Now I'm stuck cutting those droney people's hair in a town too cheep to have anything worth stealin'.

[Fuming for a few minutes before she realizes she was talking to someone]

Oh..Uh, sorry for the rant lady.

[bustydefense]

A master criminal, you say?

Don't worry about it.

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh sure! There's a lot of us in Gotham like that. Almost a whole other career path.
[Laughs]

If it wasn't for that stupid Batman, Mr.J and I would be runnin' the place.
[So delusional....]

[bustydefense]

Oh? Sounds interesting. Who is this Batman?

[crazyclownwoman]

Batman? Oh, he's the resident annoying superhero. Personally I think he's just as crazy as the rest of us. I mean anyone who spends their nights dressed up as a bat tryn' ta' capture criminals has to have some screw loose.

[bustydefense]

Hahaha. I suppose...? Why not just leave it to the police and lawyers?

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[crazyclownwoman]

Ha! In Gotham?

[Laughs before becoming somewhat professonal]

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[crazyclownwoman]

[She can sound professonal if she needs to, and you just reminded her of her days of being a psychiatrist]

Before the Batman showed up the gangs were pretty much runnin' the city. The cops and the lawyers...eh' well some of them were workin' more then one job...if ya' know what I mean.

[bustydefense]

That's horrible! What kind of system...

[crazyclownwoman]

Yeah' Gotham wasn't the best place ta' live at times.

[bustydefense]

I'll say. I'm surprised the city survived at all.