Joke Thirty One:Well back to boring

[crazyclownwoman]

Well that was a lot of fun ....not. Think they ever get bored with messin' with our heads? .....Probably not. Guess we're back to boring town until next month though. Anyone got any plans before then?

Oh! And if if anyone wants to talk about stuff... I am a trained psychiatrist! I might be able to help. Because I need somethin' ta do with my time

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[Phone]

[puzzlerprince]

I'm sure the people of this town would benefit greatly from your sage wisdom, Harley.

[Not.]

[crazyclownwoman]

I know right!

[Oh god no.]

[puzzlerprince]

[Edward really should find out which professors were idiotic enough to allow Harley to graduate Gotham State with a medical license. Then again, he probably doesn't want to know.]

Question: What brought about this sudden case of altruism?

[crazyclownwoman]

'Cause I'm bored?

[puzzlerprince]

Godspeed to you, then. I'm sure you and your patients will have plenty to talk about.

[crazyclownwoman]

Yup!

Oh and I've put your appointment in for two on Monday. You can come over to the toyshop. We don't get many customers.

[1/2]

[puzzlerprince]

I can't imagine you---

[puzzlerprince]

Wait.

My appointment?! I never scheduled any---

[crazyclownwoman]

Course not! You didn't need to! I already made you one!

[puzzlerprince]

[Through clenched teeth.]

How thoughtful of you. [Groan.] But it would be an utter waste of time, and we both know it. What on earth would we even talk about?

[crazyclownwoman]

[Clears her throat and ...why does she suddenly sound professional...]

Well....for starters there's your obsessive need to leave riddles all the time and the fact that you're compelled to tell the truth. Despite the fact that it really just gets you in more trouble.

You tried to kill your wife here because of a game. And you're still mopy about the girl you're too afraid to ask out on a date.

So....I can think of a few things.

I don't remember that much from what your case file said in Arkham. But I know the gist of it.

[puzzlerprince]

That's---

[There's a long pause on the other end. Him and his big mouth.

Well... He'd be lying if he said there weren't a few things he needed to get off his chest. And it's rare moments like these that indicate just how Harley can be smarter than he gives her credit for. Finally...]

Two on Monday, you said. Right?

[crazyclownwoman]

Yup! At the toy store! We can talk in the back room.

[puzzlerprince]

Fine. I'll see you then.

[crazyclownwoman]

Okie Dokie!

See yah latter Eddie!