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Joke Thirty One:Well back to boring

Jul 10, 2011 10:13

Well that was a lot of fun ....not. Think they ever get bored with messin' with our heads? .....Probably not. Guess we're back to boring town until next month though. Anyone got any plans before then?

Oh! And if if anyone wants to talk about stuff... I am a trained psychiatrist! I might be able to help. Because I need somethin' ta do with my time ( Read more... )

doctor lady, how rumours start, this place sucks, ivy

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A jaws5sonofjaws July 10 2011, 16:24:58 UTC

[Mart walks toward the lawn, he ain't afraid of some big ol' vicious doggies.]

Hiya Harley!

crazyclownwoman July 10 2011, 18:32:43 UTC

[Harley will never understand why anyone would be.]

Hey Mart!

[Hyena's just keep an eye on him as he walks over.]

jaws5sonofjaws July 11 2011, 02:41:55 UTC

[Gonna just keep on edging closer.]

Well, uh, I was hearing over the phone how you're a psychiatrist?

crazyclownwoman July 11 2011, 03:57:19 UTC

[Watching...]

Yup. That's me.

jaws5sonofjaws July 11 2011, 04:04:50 UTC

[Mart rubs his head with his hands.]

I dunno, I just... I got a lotta shit on my mind and I could use somebody to talk to.

crazyclownwoman July 11 2011, 04:07:54 UTC

Sure! Do you want to come inside? It'll be quieter in there.

jaws5sonofjaws July 11 2011, 04:10:31 UTC

[Mart scratches the back of his head.]

Yeah, sure.

crazyclownwoman July 11 2011, 04:12:48 UTC

Alright!

[Gets up and pats the hyena's. They seem to understand he's not a threat so just stay on the lawn as Harley walks towards the house. She'll open the door to let him inside.]

Want a drink or somethin?

jaws5sonofjaws July 11 2011, 04:17:11 UTC

Sure.

You got any soda?

crazyclownwoman July 11 2011, 04:20:00 UTC

Yup!

[And she'll grab two soda's from the fridge and meet him in the living room.]

Here ya go.

jaws5sonofjaws July 11 2011, 04:21:03 UTC

Thanks.

[Mart bites into the can and drinks it down.]

So, uh, how do we do this?

crazyclownwoman July 11 2011, 04:32:59 UTC

Well we talk really. Try to figure out what's bothering you and what sort of things you can do to deal with it.

So, what's on your mind ?

jaws5sonofjaws July 11 2011, 04:33:59 UTC

A lot of things.

Shit going down here.

Shit from back home.

Does it matter where I start?

crazyclownwoman July 11 2011, 04:34:55 UTC

Nope. Start wherever you want.

jaws5sonofjaws July 11 2011, 04:41:43 UTC

[Mart takes a seat on the couch while rubbing his eyes.]

Well, shit has never been real easy for me. Growing up raised by a single mom, all that typical bullshit. 'Cept also my deadbeat dad is god of the ocean, so that just adds a whole other level to it. I only got powers and stuff around the time I graduated High School. Before that, I was a gangly, awkward looking, socially stupid, weakling, dweeb. (See picture). The worse was in graduation when the most popular girl in school kissed me, which was cool at first.... but then it was a just a big set-up to a prank wher eI was doused in chum in front of the whole school.

Then when I did get all the kick-ass powers I decided to do the reasonable thing... beating the ever loving shit out of all of them. Don't get the wrong idea though, they'll be walking and happy again... eventually.

crazyclownwoman July 11 2011, 04:50:04 UTC

[Oooo, she saw this movie. Carrie meets shark boy.]

Sounds like a bunch of jerks anyway.

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