Joke Twenty Six: And Suddenly Everything is Wonderful

[crazyclownwoman]

 [Anyone who knows her well, probably noticed Harley hasn't been at her best these last few days. However this morning she finds two boxes outside her house. Mayfield have a very loud sequel of excitement.

A. if you walk by 1249 Williams Road you will see a woman hugging two large animals. Hyena's to be exact. She seems ecstatic. ]

My babies! Come

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[wontjustwait]

[ Winry's going for her own stress-relieving walk when she sees Harley heading her way. ]

Oh! Harley, hey! [ She waves. ] Are those your...dogs?

[crazyclownwoman]

[Waves]

Winry! Winry! You're back!

Yeah! These are my babies. Bud and Lou.

[wontjustwait]

Sure am!

Aw, they're so cute! Hey Bud, Lou! [ Makes her miss Den, but she's more happy than anything. ] I've never seen dogs like them before. They must be a pretty special breed.

[crazyclownwoman]

Good! This town is creepy enough.

[And the doggy's will be friendly to her since Harley seems to like her.]

They're hyena's!

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[wontjustwait]

Hyenas?

[ She pauses. Didn't she read about them once? Why does that name ring a bell... Think think think... ]

[wontjustwait]

Wait....

HYENAS?! D-don't those live in that... that "Africa" place?

[crazyclownwoman]

Huh? Oh yeah. I think most of em do. Or in zoo's.

But my babies live with me and Mr. J!

[wontjustwait]

W-well... that's definitely something.

I bet they're a lot happier with you than at one of those zoos.

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh yeah.

[Hugs them.]

They wouldn't like that at all...

[It's probably where the Gotham puts them while they're in Arkham though.]

[wontjustwait]

So how did you find them? I mean, I don't think hyenas would be in a pet shop or anything.

[crazyclownwoman]

[Looks thoughtful.]

Oh. I don't really remember. It was a while ago....

[wontjustwait]

Well, at least they're with you now.

I wonder if Den could come here... He'd probably like to meet some dogs his size...

[crazyclownwoman]

Den? Is he your dog?