Joke Twenty Six: And Suddenly Everything is Wonderful

[crazyclownwoman]

 [Anyone who knows her well, probably noticed Harley hasn't been at her best these last few days. However this morning she finds two boxes outside her house. Mayfield have a very loud sequel of excitement.

A. if you walk by 1249 Williams Road you will see a woman hugging two large animals. Hyena's to be exact. She seems ecstatic. ]

My babies! Come

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[puzzlerprince]

[Sometime later that day, I suppose, Edward's out and his jaw drops at the sight.]

Of all the...

[crazyclownwoman]

[Grins and waves as she see's him. Managing to stop rolling by.]

Eddie! Look! Look! They gave me my babies back!

[puzzlerprince]

[He's gotta say, it's certainly been some time since he's seen them.]

...they look happy to see you.

[How bad would it be if Edward were to tell her that the Joker killed them in comic continuity?]

[crazyclownwoman]

Of course they are! Momma' loves em. Yes she does!

[And hugs for her babies.

How bad?

......let's put it this way. In animated!world, according to Batman, Harley is the one who's come the closest to killing him out of his entire rouge gallery.

So bad. Very, very BAD.]

[puzzlerprince]

[He never was much of an animal person, but he doesn't want to upset Harley, so he gingerly reaches out to try and pat Bud on the head.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[And for his effort, Bud will snap at his hand. Harley bats the dog on the snot.]

Don't be rude Bud. Eddies' our friend.

[puzzlerprince]

[He snatches his hand back, half-annoyed, half-terrified.]

Right.

[crazyclownwoman]

See. He wasn't tryin' anything.

Here!

[And she'll go to try and grab his hand for the hyena's to sniff.]

[puzzlerprince]

[And he shrinks back once again. He likes that hand!]

Th-that's quite all right, Harley. I don't want to bother them.

[What a wuss.]

[crazyclownwoman]

Don't be a baby.

This way they'll know not to attack you!

[It's for your own good Eddie. Trying to get your hand under their noses....]

[puzzlerprince]

[And he lets her grab his hand, making a little scared noise as she holds it closer to them.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[And they'll sniff his hand for a moment. Being creepy and hyena like before turning away and not biting him.

....for now.]

There!

[puzzlerprince]

[He blinks before pulling his hand back, chuckling a bit sheepishly.]

That wasn't so bad.

[crazyclownwoman]

Told you!

[But laughs as she pets her two babies.]