Joke Twenty Five: Christmas sucks

[crazyclownwoman]

 [Christmas! Christmas! Harley is so happy

There is a scream and you can hear the end of it as she knocks over the phone. She's opened her presents. She grabs the phone from the floor and yells into it.]

This is sick! ....This town is just....just sick!

[She'll slam the phone down and her family can find her with the boxes in front of her.]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman]

Don't look!

[He's only a kid.....right.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[Puts the tops on.]

Heads.

The town's tryin' to be funny again.

[crazyclownwoman]

.....they were drones.

But before that they were my friends.....and my fake son.

[crazyclownwoman]

So am I....

[She's just slipping back into sadness, so she doesn't notice.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[The clowniest of clowns]

....re-really?

Like what?

[crazyclownwoman]

.....Do you like chocolate?

[crazyclownwoman]

We'll make cookies then!

[Jumps up and goes to drag him into the kitchen.]

[crazyclownwoman]

I think so.