Joke Twentyone: Fathers Day

[crazyclownwoman]

Fathers day.

Sounds like a fun day for dad's. Does that mean I have to track down a fake dad here? Or am I supposed to get Jolt somethin'?

[If anyone wants to bother Harley. Here's their chance.]

Comments

[weaponsparked]

... Get Jolt something?

[crazyclownwoman]

Yeah, 'cause he's the "dad" in the house?

[weaponsparked]

... Do I need to get him something?

[crazyclownwoman]

I don't think so. I mean I don't really remember much about fathers day. But I know he's the dad in the house and the drone kids have been given him cards. So I figure I might be supposed to as well...

[weaponsparked]

I don't... even know what it is.

Maybe I should... do something.

[crazyclownwoman]

It's a day people say thank you to their dads!

Maybe you should get him a card or somethin'?

[weaponsparked]

... Like the day for female parents?

Uh... sure? I suppose.

[crazyclownwoman]

Yeah! Just like that day! I got some cards from the drone kids then.

Cool, I bet he'd love it!

[weaponsparked]

Just don't get him any flowers. That's my area of business, thank you.

[crazyclownwoman]

[She just snorts]

Right, I have my own boyfriend thank you very much. Even if he isn't here.