Joke Twentyone: Fathers Day

[crazyclownwoman]

Fathers day.

Sounds like a fun day for dad's. Does that mean I have to track down a fake dad here? Or am I supposed to get Jolt somethin'?

[If anyone wants to bother Harley. Here's their chance.]

Comments

[human_pretender]

Were you assigned a father, or are you betrothed to another here?

[crazyclownwoman]

Not that I know. And yea, I got a fake husband. Not one of the drones though.

[human_pretender]

Then, as I understand, so long as you have assigned children, he is a father, and you should do something for him. At least, that is what I understand the tradition to be...

[crazyclownwoman]

I guess that makes sense...

I wonder what I should do. Do have a husband here?

[human_pretender]

I do, but, I am not sure how I should treat him either. I only know what the tradition is.

[crazyclownwoman]

Treat him like anyone else. And if he's a jerk or tries anything, hit 'em!

[human_pretender]

If he tries anything... Such as...?

[crazyclownwoman]

...anything?

Some guys are total jerks.

[human_pretender]

Hmm... yes, like the guards in prison. However Gavin does not seem like such a person.

[crazyclownwoman]

Yeah, tell me about it.

That's good then. It's always better to be stuck here with someone you don't have yell at all the time.

[human_pretender]

However, he is showing interest in another woman. But I have no attachment to him. Should I be upset?

[crazyclownwoman]

Only if you like him. If you don't like him like that then did let it bother you.

Heck my husband has a boyfriend here. I think it's cute.

[human_pretender]

A man dating another man.

I don't get it...?

[crazyclownwoman]

Don't get what?

[human_pretender]

Why would two men date eachother...

2/2

[human_pretender]

Wait... nevermind that... I understand why...