Joke Twenty: Gardening

[crazyclownwoman]

[Ever since Robo's been droned Harley's been a little down in the dumps. So she's decided to cheer her self up with some gardening to remind her of Ivy. You can find her out on her lawn humming merrily as she works in the garden. Anyone who knows plants might notice that there is a good sized crop of Poison Ivy growing in the garden but Harley

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[no_mountains]

[Hanging over your fence, watching you work.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[She doesn't notice you for a while but then looks up and waves with a grin]

Hi Denmark!

[no_mountains]

Hei Harley!

[Grins and tilts his head slightly.]

What are you doing there?

[crazyclownwoman]

[She shrugs, still a smile on]

I figured I'd work on the garden a little bit. My friend at home's a real plant nut so it's kinda nice to be around them.

[no_mountains]

Ivy, right?

[She's already important enough to him to remember her friends. That's a pretty big sign.]

What plants are that?

[Why do all his friends like nature ;; At least this seems to be tamed nature.]

[crazyclownwoman]

Yup!

[She seems pleased he's remembered.]

This ones the only one I really know.

[She shrugs]

I just got the other ones 'cause I thought they looked nice.

[her ...er green thumb isn't very good.]

It's Poison Ivy! Just like my friend! [Is filddling with some leaves and you'll notice that she doesn't have any gloves on]

[no_mountains]

[Knows zilch about nature, besides of nature as such being dangerous. Thus eyeing the whole garden warily.]

It's safe to work with those plants?

[crazyclownwoman]

I'd stay away from the Poison Ivy. It gives most people a rash.

Nothing else I've got in here is dangerrous though.

[no_mountains]

You should put a warning sign up!

[crazyclownwoman]

Why?

[no_mountains]

What if someone touches it by accident and gets hurt?

[crazyclownwoman]

[She points to the ivy...she's maybe been trying to think like her own Ivy a little too much]

That's why it's in the middle of the garden silly.

The only reason anyone would be around it is if they're workn' in the garden or if they're running through it. So it's fine!

[no_mountains]

Did you warn your children?

[crazyclownwoman]

Yup!

[Her smile wavers for a moment]

And my kids are drones anyway...so they wouldn't not listen to me.

[no_mountains]

Is your husband a drone too?

[crazyclownwoman]

[Smile is back]

Nah, Jolt's still here.