Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?

[crazyclownwoman]

[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and

Comments

Couldn't resist?

[braided_icarus]

[And Ed opens said door, blinking at her. The hell was she wearing? And...what sort of pie was that?]

No, no I couldn't :P

[crazyclownwoman]

[Ed gets a cheery wave, what, is this strange or something?]

Hello! Would you like a pie?

<3~

[braided_icarus]

What kind of pie?

[crazyclownwoman]

Banana cream.

[braided_icarus]

I only like apple, but thanks for the offer.

[crazyclownwoman]

[Looks crushed]

Aw, are you sure?

It's even free!

[braided_icarus]

Guess I could take one, for the others in the "family".

[crazyclownwoman]

[Grins also, he has just avoided a pie to the face..]

Great!

[Holds out pie to him]

Here yah go!

His rage at pie + face would have been priceless though~

[braided_icarus]

[Takes pie. At least others might eat it. He just loves Winry's apple pie too much to try others.]

Thanks.

...we must rectify this then.

[crazyclownwoman]

Are you sure you don't want ta' try one?

[She has another pie and is holding it out to him...]

>XD

[braided_icarus]

No thanks. Maybe later.

[crazyclownwoman]

They're really good though....

Icoming in 3, 2....

[braided_icarus]

I said I'd take one. Why would I need to try one now?

1...bullseye?

[crazyclownwoman]

Because! They're tasty.

[Sighs, alright...]

Well I guess you'll have to take my word for it!

[She grins and a second later the pie in her hand is headed for his face]

1/?

[braided_icarus]

[Just. Stands there. Hai thar, pie?]

[braided_icarus]

[That. Was not funny. Wiping pie off his face now.]