Joke Thirteen: Feels Like Home

[crazyclownwoman]

[If you're walking passed the area of Mayfield with the stores you'll find a bit of pandemonium. Harley's heard about the plan and decided that she can fit a little chaos into her scheduile. And even though she only has her hammer and her costume, she's not going to let that stop her from having some fun

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[bane_of_reisen]

*Suddenly, a whole lot of rabbits run by, carrying lots of different merchandise, behind them is Tewi, leading them on.*

Come one guys! We don't know when they cops will show up. Get as much as we can during all the chaos outside.

*Tewi notices Harley.*

It seems I'm not the only one with this idea?

[crazyclownwoman]

[Rabbits stealling things is kinda strange but hey she's seen stranger. Harley waves to her with a grin]

Hey there! Getting in while the lootings good?

[bane_of_reisen]

Yup. While I normally prefer scams, a good looting is always nice.

I like your outfit. Very sexy.

[crazyclownwoman]

Sometimes it's fun to go back to the basics.

Thank you! It's my costume from home. I'm Harley Quinn by the way.

[bane_of_reisen]

That it is.

I'm Tewi Inaba. Are you one of those costumed villains I have read about? I always wanted to try that, but couldn't figure out a good costume.

[crazyclownwoman]

Depends where you read it. I'm a wanted criminal and I wear a costume though!

Oh really? That's too bad, costumes are really fun! [Looks you over]

Hm, I can help you find a costume sometime if you want. I created my own.

[bane_of_reisen]

Well, I myself am known all throughout Gensokyo as the trickster Rabbit and the master scam artist.

Really, you can make one for me? Can you make it show off my cuteness and sexiness?

*Meanwhile, the rabbits are raiding a cash register.*

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh, nice title! Are you really a rabbit, or is that just a gimmik? [After being here for a while, it was always safer to ask]

I could try! It'd be a fun project.

[bane_of_reisen]

*She pulls her ears, showing they are real.*

Yup, 100% real earth rabbit. Though sometimes I tell the drones they are fake. Helps sell the bunny scout image.

Thanks a lot. I'll pay you back somehow.

Tewi, we need help breaking down a door

*A small rabbit is tugging on Tewi's Leg. Tewi Pulls out a large hammer from somewhere.*

I'll be right there.

[crazyclownwoman]

Neat!

Oh and cool hammer.

[Her own is over to the side]

[bane_of_reisen]

I normally use this to make moochi, but it has other uses.

*Does and hits the door hard. Ever without Youkai strength, it's another to weaken the door enough for the rabbits to get in and grab some things*

So, what place are you going to hit up next?

[crazyclownwoman]

[Shrugs]

I was thinkin' the jewlery store maybe. At least get somthin' shiny out of all of this.

[bane_of_reisen]

IF Grady lets us keep what we took that is.

*A rabbit hops up*

I think big sis Tewi could use a new necklace. They haven't gave you back your old one yet

I suppose your right. Mind if we tag along? I'll let you keep most of the stuff.

[crazyclownwoman]

There's only one way to find out!

And sure. I could use some company!

[bane_of_reisen]

OK, rabbits, we are heading out. If you are already full of goodies, head back to Reisen's house. The rest, come with me.

AYE AYE!

*All the rabbits carrying cloths and money fly/hop away, the rest stay here.*

[crazyclownwoman]

[Smashes the door open]

So can you talk to all rabbits?