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So ive had this live journal for a year now!! wahoo happy birthday to my livejournal!
SO ive decided that no matter what...im happy this week. no one and i mean no one can make me mad or sad or anything. not even my mom which maybe a little hard but i think i can get through it.
yesterday my katherine ann came over and we went swimming at like 9 at night then from like 10- 11 we were in the hot tub talking about what is stupid in our lives and how people are crazy and such things as that. it was a productive night i thought lol
I GOT A FREAKING OUTSTANDING OBLIGATION! (oh nick...) they said that i didnt hand in my us history book which is a load of bullshit!! powers has my book! she checked my name off when i gave it to her! whatever they will find it cause im not paying for it.
i thought this was a good joke..horrible but good
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
OK this is an alright police joke...not the best but pretty good
Two men were driving through Georgia when they got pulled over by a State Trooper.
The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Georgia, son," the trooper answered.
"When we pull you over in Georgia, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, he's clean and gives the guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What"d you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the Trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"
SO ive decided that no matter what...im happy this week. no one and i mean no one can make me mad or sad or anything. not even my mom which maybe a little hard but i think i can get through it.
yesterday my katherine ann came over and we went swimming at like 9 at night then from like 10- 11 we were in the hot tub talking about what is stupid in our lives and how people are crazy and such things as that. it was a productive night i thought lol
I GOT A FREAKING OUTSTANDING OBLIGATION! (oh nick...) they said that i didnt hand in my us history book which is a load of bullshit!! powers has my book! she checked my name off when i gave it to her! whatever they will find it cause im not paying for it.
i thought this was a good joke..horrible but good
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
OK this is an alright police joke...not the best but pretty good
Two men were driving through Georgia when they got pulled over by a State Trooper.
The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Georgia, son," the trooper answered.
"When we pull you over in Georgia, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, he's clean and gives the guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What"d you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the Trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"