Talk like a pirate day fic
A little talk like a pirate day fic inspired by these boots.
Upon seeing his long, lanky Luv clad only in a red wool frock coat that was trimmed in black velvet and shiny gold buttons and a pair of over the knee, black suede, high heeled boots; John slid his arms around Sherlock’s waist and growled in his ear, “Aye, Matey, I’ve just got to get me some of that booty.” as he grabbed two handfuls of lush bum.