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Spike says I have to do this meme thing that she did where someone associates 5 things with you in their comments (after you comment on their meme) and then you are supposed to expand upon those in your own livejournal. So I am bored and watching Annie (whilst singing along) so here goes.......
1) nipple non-nipple: Oh goodness if you don't know about my nipple non nipple by now than you sir are no friend of mine. So here goes: back in the day I had some big titties. But not like Jenna Jameson sexy big titties. I had some freakin' udders. So when I was 18, my Grandma saw Soleil Moon Frye (aka Punky Brewster) on the Maury Show and she was talking about her breast reduction. Right then and there my grandma decided she wanted me to have one too (which I needed one) and offered to pay for it. So I got a breast reduction. They discuss the risks with you in advance and I was well aware of them, one of those risks being that you may lose a nipple. Needless to say, my right nipple didn't make it through the surgery. So I do not have a nipple on the right side. I have a tattoo that looks like a nipple which I didn't want but my mom made me get to "make it look right".
Having a nipple non nipple has come in handy for me. First off, there is only uni-nipplage. When I am cold, I only have to worry about one of my soldiers pointing to attention. It also got David Cross' attention once upon a time when I was trying to get into his sold out show. I could not get a ticket so I sat outside the doors with a sign that said, "I only have one nipple. Please let me in to see David Cross." when who should walk by but David Cross. Needless to say, he was humored by my sign and let me into his show.
2)fetch the bible: Fetch the Bible was invented in a Motel 6 in Grants Pass, OR. My dog, Brynn, loves to fetch things. So Spike and I were at the 6 and I threw the Bible (courtesy of the Gideons) across the room and asked Brynn to fetch it and sure as shit she did. Now, when we are in hotel rooms, Brynn hunts the Bible down for a nice game of fetch every time.
3) karaoke: Those who know me well know I love me some karaoke. But not in the I can't sing so I might as well make a bar full of people miserable sort of way, in the I wish I was famous but I am not nearly talented enough for that so I might as well sing in this bar sort of way. I love to sing. I sing all the time. (as most people who have to listen to me can attest to) I am well known for my "Gold Dust Woman" and "Get Back" (by Ludacris-cause white girl can rap). I sing a little of everything. I will rarely turn down the opportunity to sing, EVER.
4)pool: When I was just a baby dyke, I saw all my favorite people always playing pool and I wanted to join in. But I always sort of assumed I was too girly to play pool or I would not be any good at it. But I just started to play one day. Renea and Emily told me I couldn't act all "stupid and girly" or no one would want to play with me. So I just became very serious and focused about it. I have been playing for about 4 years now or so and I am not bad at it. I have a white pool cue with pink flames on it. I play in a women's league with some AMAZING women who I love to be in the company of and who brighten my week every Tuesday. AND THEY KICK MY ASS! I am the youngest one in the league. I beat the best player in the league once!
5)ferrets: It seems like I have always had ferrets. When I was younger I had 4 ferrets and 2 of them moved to Seattle with me. I had a brief hiatus from ferrets before going to a ferret rescue with an ex and coming home with 7 ferrets. A few weeks later, we went back to the rescue and got 5 more. (I think that is how many we got...it could have been 6 and 6...who knows now....) We broke up and I took 5 ferrets with me. Shortly after that, my ex gave the ferrets back to rescue and I went to the rescue and got one of them back. So I had 6, Skunk, Monkey, Beefcake, Todo, Podo, and Grady. Monkey, Grady, Todo, an d Beefcake have all gone to ferret heaven. But since then, Kona Bear came into my life and recently Jimmie Kerr Boulevard joined the family and now we have 4 ferrets.
1) nipple non-nipple: Oh goodness if you don't know about my nipple non nipple by now than you sir are no friend of mine. So here goes: back in the day I had some big titties. But not like Jenna Jameson sexy big titties. I had some freakin' udders. So when I was 18, my Grandma saw Soleil Moon Frye (aka Punky Brewster) on the Maury Show and she was talking about her breast reduction. Right then and there my grandma decided she wanted me to have one too (which I needed one) and offered to pay for it. So I got a breast reduction. They discuss the risks with you in advance and I was well aware of them, one of those risks being that you may lose a nipple. Needless to say, my right nipple didn't make it through the surgery. So I do not have a nipple on the right side. I have a tattoo that looks like a nipple which I didn't want but my mom made me get to "make it look right".
Having a nipple non nipple has come in handy for me. First off, there is only uni-nipplage. When I am cold, I only have to worry about one of my soldiers pointing to attention. It also got David Cross' attention once upon a time when I was trying to get into his sold out show. I could not get a ticket so I sat outside the doors with a sign that said, "I only have one nipple. Please let me in to see David Cross." when who should walk by but David Cross. Needless to say, he was humored by my sign and let me into his show.
2)fetch the bible: Fetch the Bible was invented in a Motel 6 in Grants Pass, OR. My dog, Brynn, loves to fetch things. So Spike and I were at the 6 and I threw the Bible (courtesy of the Gideons) across the room and asked Brynn to fetch it and sure as shit she did. Now, when we are in hotel rooms, Brynn hunts the Bible down for a nice game of fetch every time.
3) karaoke: Those who know me well know I love me some karaoke. But not in the I can't sing so I might as well make a bar full of people miserable sort of way, in the I wish I was famous but I am not nearly talented enough for that so I might as well sing in this bar sort of way. I love to sing. I sing all the time. (as most people who have to listen to me can attest to) I am well known for my "Gold Dust Woman" and "Get Back" (by Ludacris-cause white girl can rap). I sing a little of everything. I will rarely turn down the opportunity to sing, EVER.
4)pool: When I was just a baby dyke, I saw all my favorite people always playing pool and I wanted to join in. But I always sort of assumed I was too girly to play pool or I would not be any good at it. But I just started to play one day. Renea and Emily told me I couldn't act all "stupid and girly" or no one would want to play with me. So I just became very serious and focused about it. I have been playing for about 4 years now or so and I am not bad at it. I have a white pool cue with pink flames on it. I play in a women's league with some AMAZING women who I love to be in the company of and who brighten my week every Tuesday. AND THEY KICK MY ASS! I am the youngest one in the league. I beat the best player in the league once!
5)ferrets: It seems like I have always had ferrets. When I was younger I had 4 ferrets and 2 of them moved to Seattle with me. I had a brief hiatus from ferrets before going to a ferret rescue with an ex and coming home with 7 ferrets. A few weeks later, we went back to the rescue and got 5 more. (I think that is how many we got...it could have been 6 and 6...who knows now....) We broke up and I took 5 ferrets with me. Shortly after that, my ex gave the ferrets back to rescue and I went to the rescue and got one of them back. So I had 6, Skunk, Monkey, Beefcake, Todo, Podo, and Grady. Monkey, Grady, Todo, an d Beefcake have all gone to ferret heaven. But since then, Kona Bear came into my life and recently Jimmie Kerr Boulevard joined the family and now we have 4 ferrets.