She says... therefore she does
Good evening LJ. It's been so long, yet i still have little to say. But i don't fear... b/c when i'm lost, i ask Amber what to do. Or in this case... what to post about.
Subject One: My new/used car
It's a 1996 Ford Taurus. Dark green, cloth interior, cassette deck, power everything, and cruise control. Sure it has a lot of miles on it, but the previous owners were church going senior citizens who treated like a gold mine. And at a low price of $1,500... i'm thrilled to own it.
Subject Two: My big toe
It's a thrifty little toe. Fat, kinda ugly, and it somewhat flat on the tip. But beware, if you bend it even a fraction of an inch, it will explode. It doesn't like to be bent. My favorite big toe would probably be my right one, only because i'm a right handed/footed kind of guy. I've had it from the day i was born, and i hope to keep it forever. I love you toe.
Subject Three: Amber's "huge boobs"
They are big big big. Bigger than huge. Huger than gigantic. More weighty than a bucket of cement. I love you Amber's boobs.
Subject Four: The "hairball"
Today, Amber had something in her hair. It wasn't something that could be brushed away, or something that could be blown out. It needed a full blown shower to remove this mountain of dirty deed. So now, whatever this mysterious jungle dwelling civilization was, now lives in the waters of Mill Creek. Goodbye you sticky son of a bitch.
And that completes this segment of "Booooorrrrrrrrrinnnnnnnggg Stuff!" I'll see you next time boys and girls.
Love always,
Nick P.
p.s. I'm weird sometimes.
Subject One: My new/used car
It's a 1996 Ford Taurus. Dark green, cloth interior, cassette deck, power everything, and cruise control. Sure it has a lot of miles on it, but the previous owners were church going senior citizens who treated like a gold mine. And at a low price of $1,500... i'm thrilled to own it.
Subject Two: My big toe
It's a thrifty little toe. Fat, kinda ugly, and it somewhat flat on the tip. But beware, if you bend it even a fraction of an inch, it will explode. It doesn't like to be bent. My favorite big toe would probably be my right one, only because i'm a right handed/footed kind of guy. I've had it from the day i was born, and i hope to keep it forever. I love you toe.
Subject Three: Amber's "huge boobs"
They are big big big. Bigger than huge. Huger than gigantic. More weighty than a bucket of cement. I love you Amber's boobs.
Subject Four: The "hairball"
Today, Amber had something in her hair. It wasn't something that could be brushed away, or something that could be blown out. It needed a full blown shower to remove this mountain of dirty deed. So now, whatever this mysterious jungle dwelling civilization was, now lives in the waters of Mill Creek. Goodbye you sticky son of a bitch.
And that completes this segment of "Booooorrrrrrrrrinnnnnnnggg Stuff!" I'll see you next time boys and girls.
Love always,
Nick P.
p.s. I'm weird sometimes.