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So today is the infamous Mothers Day and I woke up at 3:58 pm! Doesn't that show how respectful I am towards my mommy? This is probably because Gabe and I really don't have anything better to do at 2 am every night so we somehow wind up at the Casino, with the exception of a late-night Denny's run. Whatever the case is, Happy Mothers Day, Mom!!!
New news: I got a 14 week old puppy yesterday! We didn't really name him because my family was more focused on getting him to become used to his new environment. He is a part Shepard and part Husky. So, we find out that this dog is terribly frightened and decides to reside in his little corner for 7 hours straight. At 11 pm, I'm the only one at home and all of a sudden I saw the dog walk around the house. I couldn't help but stare, but when the fucking dog saw me look at him, he ran back into his piece of shit corner! It wasn't long before I noticed that he pissed all over my living room floor as well! So, now my parents come home and I end up going out with my friends; when I came back home at 4:30 am, I stepped foot in my house and stepped in, what appeared to be, a puddle of PISS! The fucking dog went again, God dammit! Not only that, but he totally demolished one of my dad's sandles and he tore the shit out of my mom's Louis Vuitton purse! Haha, I didn't really care because I hate that brand name anyway! Oh yeah, we also found out that the fucking dog is one of the most deadliest dogs to own because it's part WOLF, so basically my parents decided to give him back today and I am extremely pissed.
...fucking parents...
In other news, I'm going to Israel! Woo, go me! I'll be gone from May 17th to June 2nd. Make sure you guys terrorize the shit out of Coral Springs while I'm gone.
That's pretty much it, hope y'all have a fun doing...whatever?
Bottoms Up, Ladies!
-Mitch
New news: I got a 14 week old puppy yesterday! We didn't really name him because my family was more focused on getting him to become used to his new environment. He is a part Shepard and part Husky. So, we find out that this dog is terribly frightened and decides to reside in his little corner for 7 hours straight. At 11 pm, I'm the only one at home and all of a sudden I saw the dog walk around the house. I couldn't help but stare, but when the fucking dog saw me look at him, he ran back into his piece of shit corner! It wasn't long before I noticed that he pissed all over my living room floor as well! So, now my parents come home and I end up going out with my friends; when I came back home at 4:30 am, I stepped foot in my house and stepped in, what appeared to be, a puddle of PISS! The fucking dog went again, God dammit! Not only that, but he totally demolished one of my dad's sandles and he tore the shit out of my mom's Louis Vuitton purse! Haha, I didn't really care because I hate that brand name anyway! Oh yeah, we also found out that the fucking dog is one of the most deadliest dogs to own because it's part WOLF, so basically my parents decided to give him back today and I am extremely pissed.
...fucking parents...
In other news, I'm going to Israel! Woo, go me! I'll be gone from May 17th to June 2nd. Make sure you guys terrorize the shit out of Coral Springs while I'm gone.
That's pretty much it, hope y'all have a fun doing...whatever?
Bottoms Up, Ladies!
-Mitch