Oh How i love 8th hour study hall...
Boys and Girls...I present to you a classic example of why David Wickert is so awkward. I am going to type, word for word a letter which he wrote during the 8th hour study hall that we share together...keep in mind, while he was writing this I was paying no attention to him, and had no idea what he was doing...hence making me pee myself a little when i read it. I hope you're prepared for this...and remember i am copying this verbatim...including the punctuations...here we go:
"To Whom It May Concern:
ESPECIALLY STEPH LUECK
I write this letter out of the agony that reigns in my heart and soul. STEPH LUECK denies my every attempt to take advantage of her. I cannot help myself but stare at her chest almost every day. And no matter how blatantly obvious I am, there still remains the fact that I am not afraid to let my eyes wander in that direction. And her booty, WHOA her booty is a piece of art made by Michelangelo and God together! Greeks beware! This is no ordinary booty! It seems to have been carved from Grecian marble with a golden carving utensil. If ever she wants to discover what comes from Norway, have her give me a call. I'll be waiting by the phone."
I would say I'm honored...but come on now...Dave wrote it ; ) However, it did make me laugh pretty hard, so i thought i'd share it...Hope you enjoyed it as much as i did.