Thought this was funny
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance:
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.