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Merlin Emrys, 17, and voted Teenage Evil Mastermind for 3 years in a row, smirked at the tied up Arthur Pendragon, 16, World Renowned Teenage Super Spy, who was currently hanging upside down from the ceiling with a rope tied around one foot.
“Well Pendragon. I have you exactly where I want you.”
Arthur swayed slightly from side to side, and hoped that his erection didn’t show. There are many, many problems that can be solved by reading The Spy’s Guide to Problems You Will Face, Including Certain Death, but falling in love with your arch nemesis wasn’t one of these problems.
Besides, if Uther found out, certain death was the least of his problems.
“Merlin,” Arthur frowned. “You sound like a bad porno.”
Merlin grinned. “Oh, I know. Is it turning you on?”
Arthur aimed a punch at Merlin’s head, which the latter neatly sidestepped.
“Merlin, so help me, if you make another plan to destroy the world, I will kill you. I will kill you dead.”
Merlin put one of his hands on Arthur’s chest, steadying him and bringing the swaying rope to a halt. He loomed over Arthur’s face, all dopey smile and sparkling eyes and that stupid pouty mouth and that messy black hair.
“You know Arthur, when I became a supervillain, no one told me what to do when you fall in love with your arch nemesis.”
And then he kissed Arthur.