THIS IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE FAMILY GAME NIGHT.
Oh, Scrabble hijinks.
*Pun Warning*
Gen: I don't have any vowels!
Me: So? I had all vowels a while ago.
My mother: laughing But then she had a vowel movement.
We all chuckle.
My mother: laughing even harder And now she's consonantpated!
We all have to take a little break from Scrabble to cry with laughter.
Me: Oh, fecal humor.
My mother: This was a crappy game of Scrabble
Buddy: I thought it was ok.
My mother: That's because you're winning.
Buddy: No, you're winning.
My mother: Oh, I'm winning.
[as I put down letters]
All: Czar!
All: Ear!
All: Hear!
All: Shear!
Me: Wow. It's like you're psychic.
I am definitely having a holiday board game party. We're talking Scrabble, Pictionary, Clue, Cranium. It's going to be HARDCORE.
*Pun Warning*
Gen: I don't have any vowels!
Me: So? I had all vowels a while ago.
My mother: laughing But then she had a vowel movement.
We all chuckle.
My mother: laughing even harder And now she's consonantpated!
We all have to take a little break from Scrabble to cry with laughter.
Me: Oh, fecal humor.
My mother: This was a crappy game of Scrabble
Buddy: I thought it was ok.
My mother: That's because you're winning.
Buddy: No, you're winning.
My mother: Oh, I'm winning.
[as I put down letters]
All: Czar!
All: Ear!
All: Hear!
All: Shear!
Me: Wow. It's like you're psychic.
I am definitely having a holiday board game party. We're talking Scrabble, Pictionary, Clue, Cranium. It's going to be HARDCORE.