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[crazybassguy]

So, last night my mother left me a voicemail message informing me that Aunt Barbara, a relative of mine on my mom's side of the family, was arrested yesterday following a months-long sting operation that caught her embezzling over $250,000 from the North Carolina state goverment.

I've finally got a white collar felon in my family! Take that, uncle who once drunkenly punched a cop!