Thud!?!
Time: 2:30 a.m last Wendnesday night/Thursday morning.
Place: My Dorm room.
Ok, so you know how there are some stories that aren't funny then but you laugh really hard about it later. This is not one of those stories. I was laughing the whole time.
My roommate Joe, who really is a good guy, got really drunk last Wednesday. He was his usual well-behaved drunken frat boy self and he passed out at about midnight. All in all he was on his best behavior...while he was awake.
At about 2:30 I was just about asleep when I heard a thud. The thud sounded strangely like a person falling five and a half feet from their bed and smacking against the floor. Hey what do you know, that's what it was. So I flip on the lights to make sure that Joe's alive and I get out of bed to help the poor bastard out. He's a little disoriented between the drunkenness and suffering a mild concussion so he climbs into my bed. I get him out and wrestle my sheets out of his drunken grasp. All seems to be going well and I tell him to go to the bathroom. Well he almost made it except right when I said that he peed on the floor. What a night.
You honestly don't know how you are gonna react when someone is urinating right in front of you but I did absolutely nothing. Most of it hit this towel (we don't know who's it is) and so after some futile attempts to get Joe to go to the bathroom I gave up and let him climb back into bed. I did lose some sleep but all in all I'd rather have that story.
On a completely different note I went to a nice part of West Virginia this weekend (Yes, there are nice parts of West Virginia) and went rock climbing. Granted, this wasn't the bad ass type of rock climbing where you place your own equipment but it sure beat the hell out of climbing indoors. It was a sweet weekend.
Also, I'm aware of this phenomenon across the country but spring brings out the best in ladies. I don't know where these women came from but I'm glad they're here. Seriously, even Furman (German...racist name), has some genuinely cute girls to offer. That makes me happy.
Place: My Dorm room.
Ok, so you know how there are some stories that aren't funny then but you laugh really hard about it later. This is not one of those stories. I was laughing the whole time.
My roommate Joe, who really is a good guy, got really drunk last Wednesday. He was his usual well-behaved drunken frat boy self and he passed out at about midnight. All in all he was on his best behavior...while he was awake.
At about 2:30 I was just about asleep when I heard a thud. The thud sounded strangely like a person falling five and a half feet from their bed and smacking against the floor. Hey what do you know, that's what it was. So I flip on the lights to make sure that Joe's alive and I get out of bed to help the poor bastard out. He's a little disoriented between the drunkenness and suffering a mild concussion so he climbs into my bed. I get him out and wrestle my sheets out of his drunken grasp. All seems to be going well and I tell him to go to the bathroom. Well he almost made it except right when I said that he peed on the floor. What a night.
You honestly don't know how you are gonna react when someone is urinating right in front of you but I did absolutely nothing. Most of it hit this towel (we don't know who's it is) and so after some futile attempts to get Joe to go to the bathroom I gave up and let him climb back into bed. I did lose some sleep but all in all I'd rather have that story.
On a completely different note I went to a nice part of West Virginia this weekend (Yes, there are nice parts of West Virginia) and went rock climbing. Granted, this wasn't the bad ass type of rock climbing where you place your own equipment but it sure beat the hell out of climbing indoors. It was a sweet weekend.
Also, I'm aware of this phenomenon across the country but spring brings out the best in ladies. I don't know where these women came from but I'm glad they're here. Seriously, even Furman (German...racist name), has some genuinely cute girls to offer. That makes me happy.