I'm such a dick

[crazyasianpimp]

well I wrote this in my profile the other day.

"Everyone...I just found out today on 2/14/05, that I was adopted...my life is a lie...i hate everyone"

lol, im such an asshole.

but I got one guy really good...coughcoughWaynecoughcough

EMOnkeYYY: dude is your profile serious?
JimE676: yeah
JimE676: fucking blew my mind
JimE676: im trying to find my real parents
EMOnkeYYY: .............
EMOnkeYYY: wow
JimE676: meeting w/ this guy who gonna help me find them
JimE676: costs like 5grand though
EMOnkeYYY: wtf
EMOnkeYYY: why they tell u noww?
JimE676: i dont know, i just got home from class and they just told me
EMOnkeYYY: thats dick
JimE676: i didn't know what to say
EMOnkeYYY: wow
JimE676: im thinking of moving when i find them
EMOnkeYYY: good luck dude
EMOnkeYYY: moving where??
JimE676: im gonna find them and talk to them...then from there i dont know
JimE676: i cant stay here anymore...my whole life is a lie
EMOnkeYYY: i'm sorry man
EMOnkeYYY:
JimE676: hey what can ya do
EMOnkeYYY: good luck with all that
JimE676: thanks bro
JimE676: lol, u've just been fucking punked
EMOnkeYYY: OH SNAP
EMOnkeYYY: I'VE BEEN ZAPPED!
EMOnkeYYY: dude thats like puttin in my pro
EMOnkeYYY: my mom just told me she has cnacer
EMOnkeYYY: lol
JimE676: lol hahah im putting this convo in my LJ
EMOnkeYYY: cunt
EMOnkeYYY: lol
EMOnkeYYY: i hope both your aprents die in a mad pringles accident involving the cath phrase "once you pop the fun dont stop"
EMOnkeYYY: or cancer
JimE676: haha awesome

mwahhahahha I wonder who else I can get w/ this