haha thats sooo funny
Stalking is illegal. crazyasiangirl confronts loona.
loona is stalking crazyasiangirl
loona’s REAL name :
Anastasia Crittle
loona’s REAL DOB :
21st February 1984
Height :165 cm
Weight : 62.6 kg
loona has dreamt about you :
11 times
loona became interested in you :
20th September 2004
loona’s latest dream about you
You and loona are in a bar. loona carries you up onto the pool table and begins undressing you. loona starts to whip you around the ass with your own jeans.
This is how loona describes your relationship behind your back
‘I hate her. I lost 12 months of my life thanks to crazyasiangirl. And now it’s fucking payback time.’
loona’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
loona wouldn’t admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of crazyasiangirl’s wristwatch
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
loona recently spent a months salary, tattooing your head onto the inside of both of their thighs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Everyday without you is death. I’ve decided it’s best that we end our lives in each others arms. My brother knows a fellow who can buy cynaide pills on the cheap. Let’s do it, for us.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
22 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, I need help now. A friend of mine is on top of my roof and they’re threatening to kill themselves unless I accept their marriage proposal. Fuck! I just heard a massive thud! Jesus they’ve done it!"
loona’s Police File
loona is a callous, heartless young woman who enjoys biting the head off squirrels and spitting them out at animal rights protestors.
Testimonies about loona
calista86 - The Devil In Disguise
‘You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I’m becoming a recluse.’
autumnroses - Munt-munt-munter
‘Fucks sake! loona’s been stitched up, that crazyasiangirl has always been a right scheming fucker. It’s a disgrace.’
yiwhyi - Snorts Lucozade tablets
‘Thank Christ I never let loona into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’