Jan 02, 2005 03:49
My friend Darren sells sex toys (www.playhouseindustries.com) and he always talks about how he uses fleshlights. I told him I think that he abuses his penis too much and one day his penis will pack up his balls and just leave.
I had a great time bringing in the New Year's with my good friends. I know I happen to be outrageously hot, but I was surprised with the copious amount of guys that wanted me. I hope atleast one is a masochist that I gave my number to.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and I turn myself on. I'm not quite sure if I really think this, or if it has just been so long that I have acted like a narccisist that I am use to it and don't really know the truth. Either way, I am perfect.
Man, I was just scratching my crotch, I think the stubble has begun. I want to laser off all body hair, especially my nipples...man, not only am I hot, I am hilarious.