Apr 30, 2004 15:02
-- If I were a month, I would be July
-- If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday
-- If I were a time of day, I would be 11:00 PM
-- If I were a planet, I would be Mercury
-- If I were a sea animal, I would be an Dolphin
-- If I were a direction, I would be West
-- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a swivel chair
-- If I were a legendary figure, I would be The Lady Without Mercy
-- If I were a liquid, I would be diarrhea
-- If I were a stone, I would be a diamond
-- If I were a tree, I would be a maple tree
-- If I were a bird, I would be a hooter
-- If I were a tool, I would be a chainsaw
-- If I were a flower, I would be a birds of paradise
-- If I were a kind of weather, I would be a beautiful day
-- If I were a mythical creature, I would be a griffin
-- If I were a musical instrument, I would be a saxaphone
-- If I were an animal, I would be a puppy
-- If I were a color, I would be light blue (the calming color)
-- If I were an emotion, I would be content
-- If I were a vegetable, I would be a potato
-- If I were a sound, I would be something very annoying
-- If I were an element, I would be water
-- If I were a car, I would be a testarosa
-- If I were a song, I would be "cherry pie" -Warrant
-- If I were a movie, I would be Zoolander or Office Space
-- If I were a book, I would be a self-improvement one
-- If I were a food, I would be fillet mignon
-- If I were a place, I would be your santuary
-- If I were a material, I would be a cashmere
-- If I were a taste, I would be spicy
-- If I were a scent, I would be sweat
-- If I were a word, I would be weird
-- If I were a body part, I would be eyes
-- If I were a facial expression, I would be complete lack of surprise
-- If I were a subject in school, I would be english
-- If I were a shape, I would be an oval