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I can't believe that we can send people to the moon, but we can't make a gumball with long lasting flavor...
Anyways, onto more important news: I was helping out at my grandparent's restaurant today and the cook was wearing a plastic bag over her top.
I'm going to get plastic surgery so that I can look exactly like Bette Midler...ha, I'm just tickin' your nut sack.
I don't have anything profound or even remotely interesting and if you have finished reading this, you are a loser.
-side note: I'm getting called Farva a lot. What's that all about? I mean, I know I say dumb shit, but to the extent of Farva? It gives me the jibblies.
Anyways, onto more important news: I was helping out at my grandparent's restaurant today and the cook was wearing a plastic bag over her top.
I'm going to get plastic surgery so that I can look exactly like Bette Midler...ha, I'm just tickin' your nut sack.
I don't have anything profound or even remotely interesting and if you have finished reading this, you are a loser.
-side note: I'm getting called Farva a lot. What's that all about? I mean, I know I say dumb shit, but to the extent of Farva? It gives me the jibblies.