Mar 07, 2004 17:22
In my soccer game today, this stupid fucking cunt like tried to get in a fight with me. I thought it was hilarious. So I had the ball on the boards and there was a defender in front of me so I turned to pass back and BAM, this stupid bitch just slams me into the boards and I hit my head on the glass. The ref (who absolutely sucks) blows the whistle (should have given a red card, but didn't because he didn't even have cards cuz he just sucks) and so the girl starts to turn around and walk away and I take a swing at her. I wish I would have connected with her face, because that would have been awesome, but I like hit her in the arm/chest because I was trying to keep my balance and because she turned as well. And she starts laughing and I'm like don't fuckin touch me slut. And her little friend is like, Back off. So I'm like you back the fuck off, tell ya bitchy ass friend not to fuckin touch me. Fucking bitch. So then, later on, like 2 minutes later maybe, the ball was just rolling and I kinda shouldered her so I could get the ball (which is perfectly legal) and the faggot blows his whistle again and is like Get off! And I'm like excuse me, she was the one pushing me. Get off. Okay so I got off. First soccer game I've ever been kicked out of. Isn't that awesome? I was so excited, but ready to kick some ass after that. So you skanky ass bitch from Essex County, if you ever read this, I'm going to beat your ass if I ever see you again? Yup kthanks.
They want me.
The End.
P.S. The song I'm listening to is good.