They all did pr0n before becoming famous!
Conversation with a group of friends that went like this:
Friend01: So... Mulder was like... a porn-film actor, right?
Me: Uh, yeah, he was!
Friend02: Man, I wish I could get my hands on that film!
Friend01: Totally! He had such nice pecs. And he didn't use a dick-double either, like Stallone.
Me: Wait. What?
Friend02: Stallone did a porn film?
Friend01: Before he became famous, yeah.
Me: Stallone needed a dick double? Stallone's ding-dong is unimpressive?
Friend02: You know... you're right. That IS unexpected.
Friend01: *shrugs* Comes to show, you never know.
Me: I wonder who else has done pr0n...
Friend02: .... Terminator-guy?
Friend01: Schwartzy? Doing PORN? Yeesh, I wonder what his lines would be!
Me:.... CUM WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
Friend01 and 02: O_o Put.Down.That.Beer. LIEK NOW!111
Friend01: So... Mulder was like... a porn-film actor, right?
Me: Uh, yeah, he was!
Friend02: Man, I wish I could get my hands on that film!
Friend01: Totally! He had such nice pecs. And he didn't use a dick-double either, like Stallone.
Me: Wait. What?
Friend02: Stallone did a porn film?
Friend01: Before he became famous, yeah.
Me: Stallone needed a dick double? Stallone's ding-dong is unimpressive?
Friend02: You know... you're right. That IS unexpected.
Friend01: *shrugs* Comes to show, you never know.
Me: I wonder who else has done pr0n...
Friend02: .... Terminator-guy?
Friend01: Schwartzy? Doing PORN? Yeesh, I wonder what his lines would be!
Me:.... CUM WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
Friend01 and 02: O_o Put.Down.That.Beer. LIEK NOW!111