Look, a wee lad all shrunk and turned to string... yuh huh huh...
Poor thing was suffering so, took a needle and stabbed him out of his misery. Twice the heart just to be sure... yuh huh huh...
Defeathered a winged freak today and raided some closets, hee hee hee. People get so ansty over a few pieces of underwear and a couple of wing feathers. You'd think I'd stolen their soul.
But why would someone make frilly red thongs their soul? Icky. Who knows what the soul would do to it. >O