MHA Voicemail

[crazy_prepared]

Hello there! You've reached the office of the Malchanceux Harris Apartments. I'm either doing something really important away from the office, or I'm eating something and don't want to be rude and answer the phone. Either way, leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can.

BEEP!

Comments

[never_dull]

(From here!)

"Why shouldn't I tell you if I've gotten propositioned. It isn't as though I'm ashamed of it. You might have stood a chance yourself, but I'm afraid now we'd have to clear it with Jono."