the book.
so i'm thinking of writing a book about my life. i guess i've always kind of wanted to do that, but now after reading running with scissors (by augusten burroughs) i REALLY want to. it would be nothing like my livejournal, good god no. no one would read that shit. it would just be all the ridiculousness that's happened in my life. nicole made me want to do it also, she really built me all up for it last night. she's like "car you HAVE to that book would be hilarious and your writing style would just make it great!" of course we were stoned. lol. but regardless, i think it would be a good thing to do, to find humour in all the dumb stuff that's happened.
lol, like this last week...
amie gets herself into RIDICULOUS situations. there's this guy that's in love with her (madly in love) and has been for 5 1/2 years, apparently, but he's kind of slow. anyways he's giving her money for nothing and all this shit...he's a really nice guy, but, as forementioned, is slow. the other night we went to his buddy's place with tyler and tani, and his buddy just happens to be a mute. he can hear but he can't talk. anyways, he fell madly in love with amie too! we were sitting there, and all of a sudden he slipped her this photograph of him standing there topless. then he gave her a note with his phone number (?), address, and full name. at first i thought he was simply a mute...but now i'm beginning to think he's also quite slow. he called amie 25 times over the past few days! and he leaves weird messages!!! he's taught himself to say "amie call me" in a really weird voice. and a few times he got his mom to call her for him...it's just extremely weird. and their OTHER friend is the biggest nerd i've ever seen in my entire life, but he REALLY wants me to date him. i think he's slow too. come to think of it, i think we may have the whole special ed class from hammerskjold right here. like when me and ty were smoking ajoint, i took a puff and the nerd snorted and giggled and said "look how good she sucks!" and laughed for about an hour. i almost died. i'm not entirely sure how we ended up at that place to begin with...but tyler and tani and i have pretty much decided that we aren't going to hang out there anymore hahaha. see, like, this stuff is just so ridiculous!
lol, like this last week...
amie gets herself into RIDICULOUS situations. there's this guy that's in love with her (madly in love) and has been for 5 1/2 years, apparently, but he's kind of slow. anyways he's giving her money for nothing and all this shit...he's a really nice guy, but, as forementioned, is slow. the other night we went to his buddy's place with tyler and tani, and his buddy just happens to be a mute. he can hear but he can't talk. anyways, he fell madly in love with amie too! we were sitting there, and all of a sudden he slipped her this photograph of him standing there topless. then he gave her a note with his phone number (?), address, and full name. at first i thought he was simply a mute...but now i'm beginning to think he's also quite slow. he called amie 25 times over the past few days! and he leaves weird messages!!! he's taught himself to say "amie call me" in a really weird voice. and a few times he got his mom to call her for him...it's just extremely weird. and their OTHER friend is the biggest nerd i've ever seen in my entire life, but he REALLY wants me to date him. i think he's slow too. come to think of it, i think we may have the whole special ed class from hammerskjold right here. like when me and ty were smoking ajoint, i took a puff and the nerd snorted and giggled and said "look how good she sucks!" and laughed for about an hour. i almost died. i'm not entirely sure how we ended up at that place to begin with...but tyler and tani and i have pretty much decided that we aren't going to hang out there anymore hahaha. see, like, this stuff is just so ridiculous!