I'm the ang moh teacher
I'm your new angmoh teacher, so you BETTER sit up straight and listen! Listen, the problem is that you don't listen.
#1 I'm not Miss Nice Angmoh teacher. So don't think you can pretend to be bo ko leng, cos I'll make you pa jiao instead.
#2 When I'm talking Angmoh, you don't ever say "Simi a lang". Is that even angmoh to begin with?!
#3 At all times, we will practise proper and accurate speling. We won't distort angmoh words that sound the same but have a completely different meaning. For example: Damn / Dammed. Shagged / Shack. Me / Mi. Today / Todae.
#4 You will have to wake up your idea to take better control over your lousy angmoh
#5 You will address me as 'Miss' and not 'CHER'. Kanasai.
#6 When we are having angmoh lessons, you're always the 'thinking soldier'. But this does not warrant grandfather stories about the times you were in the Army.
#7 When you enquire about something new, you will use the following phrase "What's new?" and not "simi sai". If I ever hear "simi sai", i will make you jia sai, understand?!
Lastly, I hope to share a comfortable and understanding teacher-student relationship. However, if you should fail to comply with the above rules, I as your angmoh teacher will not hesistate to expel you and enforce a string of penalties before you leave. So without further ado, let's begin our first angmoh lesson. :)
#1 I'm not Miss Nice Angmoh teacher. So don't think you can pretend to be bo ko leng, cos I'll make you pa jiao instead.
#2 When I'm talking Angmoh, you don't ever say "Simi a lang". Is that even angmoh to begin with?!
#3 At all times, we will practise proper and accurate speling. We won't distort angmoh words that sound the same but have a completely different meaning. For example: Damn / Dammed. Shagged / Shack. Me / Mi. Today / Todae.
#4 You will have to wake up your idea to take better control over your lousy angmoh
#5 You will address me as 'Miss' and not 'CHER'. Kanasai.
#6 When we are having angmoh lessons, you're always the 'thinking soldier'. But this does not warrant grandfather stories about the times you were in the Army.
#7 When you enquire about something new, you will use the following phrase "What's new?" and not "simi sai". If I ever hear "simi sai", i will make you jia sai, understand?!
Lastly, I hope to share a comfortable and understanding teacher-student relationship. However, if you should fail to comply with the above rules, I as your angmoh teacher will not hesistate to expel you and enforce a string of penalties before you leave. So without further ado, let's begin our first angmoh lesson. :)