You're only one Tim Tam away from cellulite
This is my open letter, we'll call it hate mail to Johnny Howard and his scabby little monsters at the Liberal Party. Sit back, have a laugh or badger me because of my distinct hate for the Liberal Party
Hon. John Howard,
How's Jeanette?, you should really get Tony Abbott to talk to the boys at Today Today, cuz that would be rad... just on a sidebar, You ever notice how minister rhymes with sinister? I certainly did.
Anyway why I'm here. Fuck off and die! or fuck off and give someone else a go! like oh I don't know, what's happening with Pete Costello, he'll give it a good run, less sucking up George W's arse, but the job'll get done.
Let's get on to your policy of gay marriage. Is it just me or are you only against it because the likes of George W and the Governator are opposed to it? two halfwits that know nothing about shit all and you're gonna be their lapdog and take it... as far as I'm concerned, that's bullshit.
Remind me again... why exactly are Australian troops in Iraq? what exactly do we have to do with George W's fuck ups? oh that's right, because you're stuck halfway up his ring, meanwhile, our economy's going down the shitter!
if there's anything I forgot, or chose not to put because really, I don't care all too much... I couldn't be arsed so go fuck off and die or something
Minn
P.S Next time you see Kim Beasley, tell him he looks like Harold from Neighbours and should drown at sea like Harold did
Hon. John Howard,
How's Jeanette?, you should really get Tony Abbott to talk to the boys at Today Today, cuz that would be rad... just on a sidebar, You ever notice how minister rhymes with sinister? I certainly did.
Anyway why I'm here. Fuck off and die! or fuck off and give someone else a go! like oh I don't know, what's happening with Pete Costello, he'll give it a good run, less sucking up George W's arse, but the job'll get done.
Let's get on to your policy of gay marriage. Is it just me or are you only against it because the likes of George W and the Governator are opposed to it? two halfwits that know nothing about shit all and you're gonna be their lapdog and take it... as far as I'm concerned, that's bullshit.
Remind me again... why exactly are Australian troops in Iraq? what exactly do we have to do with George W's fuck ups? oh that's right, because you're stuck halfway up his ring, meanwhile, our economy's going down the shitter!
if there's anything I forgot, or chose not to put because really, I don't care all too much... I couldn't be arsed so go fuck off and die or something
Minn
P.S Next time you see Kim Beasley, tell him he looks like Harold from Neighbours and should drown at sea like Harold did