Lessons College Has Taught Me

Apr 12, 2006 21:33

1. Don't draw or write embarassing things in your notes, it's guranteed that the one time you do, someone is going to ask to borrow them.

2. If you're a girl, don't sit in the cafeteria alone, because it's highly likely that some sketchy guy is going to walk up, sit down, and talk to you. (At least at MC)

3. Creating a fake identity for times when unwanted random people hit on you.. might come in handy.

4. According to my nutrition book, pizza is considered to be a balanced breakfest.

5. Don't initiate an argument about why hickeys are socially acceptable with your overprotective mother.
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