Does Wayne Brady gotta choke a bitch?
Goddamn, Wayne Brady and Dave Chappelle are my heros... too bad they are both black. It would be nice to have some decent "white" role-models, but alas we are all a bunch of no good honkeys that don't know the difference between The White Stripes and White Lines.
I really hope people get that...
So, Bryan has this bird (it's a dove...that's white) named Cracker. It's really funny, cuz he is trying to teach it to do magic-show related stuff, but it's like the dumbest bird in the world, and doesn't do anything right. It just made me look like a fool, which I don't appreciate. I have now decided that birds are the smartest beings on this planet, since even the most inept of them has managed to thwart me, ME, the smartest most specialist person in the world.
So my car is finally broken. It has died. My transmission is completely shot, and it is now sitting in front of my house, collecting dust and bird poop. It makes me angry. I think I'm gonna get a motorcycle. Even though the likelihood of death is increased 34%, the general monetary cost is lower than that of a car. Who knows, maybe I'll get an uzi and do drive-bys and carry a katana and battle the forces of evil like the Yukuza or McDonald's.
I love chicken nuggets.
I hate how they try and skimp you on BBQ sauce at McDonald's. Goddamn, I don't CARE how many continents you have to de-forest, give me some GODDAMN BBQ sauce when I order chicken nuggets. I'm sorry, one packet is not gonna cover 10 chicken nuggets. *sigh*.
I need more than one napkin too...
I really hope people get that...
So, Bryan has this bird (it's a dove...that's white) named Cracker. It's really funny, cuz he is trying to teach it to do magic-show related stuff, but it's like the dumbest bird in the world, and doesn't do anything right. It just made me look like a fool, which I don't appreciate. I have now decided that birds are the smartest beings on this planet, since even the most inept of them has managed to thwart me, ME, the smartest most specialist person in the world.
So my car is finally broken. It has died. My transmission is completely shot, and it is now sitting in front of my house, collecting dust and bird poop. It makes me angry. I think I'm gonna get a motorcycle. Even though the likelihood of death is increased 34%, the general monetary cost is lower than that of a car. Who knows, maybe I'll get an uzi and do drive-bys and carry a katana and battle the forces of evil like the Yukuza or McDonald's.
I love chicken nuggets.
I hate how they try and skimp you on BBQ sauce at McDonald's. Goddamn, I don't CARE how many continents you have to de-forest, give me some GODDAMN BBQ sauce when I order chicken nuggets. I'm sorry, one packet is not gonna cover 10 chicken nuggets. *sigh*.
I need more than one napkin too...