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Questions you've probably NEVER been asked!
Have you ever seen an alligator in person?: At The Calgary Zoo
Have you ever lent pantyhose to anyone?: Ummm No
Who do you think is more attractive: your mom or your dad?: I Never Met My Dad Soo My Mom
Does your doctor freak you out?: Dont Have A Doctor
What kind of gum do you absolutely hate?: Spearmint
What does the inside of your shower look like?:White With Shelves and Shmapoo on Them Wit A Fucked Up Shower Curtin
What kind of dictionary do you use?: Websters English Dict, and Websters French/English Dict
What celebrity's hairstyle do you envy?: None
Are you good at ping pong?: Maybe..I will Have To Find Out
Does it annoy you when people's eyebrows are a differentcolor than hair?: Nope Mine Are
Has your grandma ever cussed in front of you before?: Yeah
What primary color is your Christmas tree?:Silver..Lotsa Sparles
Have you dated someone with some serious halitosis?: No
Do you like Jerry Springer?: Oh Yeah
Which would u rather have as a brother: Beavis or Butthead?: Butthead
What is the stupidest thing you've done to a friend's pet?: Got Them High
What is the second letter of the name of your street?: O
Is there someone in your town that looks a lot like you?: Yeah Theres Alot Of People That Look Like Me
What color do you think your heart really is?: Red For Blood!
What does your umbrella look like?: I dont KNow Anyone That Owns An Unbrella Especially me
Does your cell phone die frequently?: Dont Own One..Then Poeple Can Find Me
What's the most important thing you've ever broke?: Me Ankle
What is your favorite keychain?: Ummm I dunno
Have u ever seen a snake in the road?:YES! A Rattlesanke In Medicne Hat * shudders*
Is there a china cabinet in your house?: Nope
Have you ever mentally pictured your teachers having sex?: Never pictured it but in Junior high i had to teachers that were married
If you don't meet your soulmate while on earth, will u meet them in heaven?: Meh prob not
Have you ever been to the Kentucky Derby?: Nope..should I go
What state has the most interesting shape?: Texas
Have u ever heard a wolf howl?: yes
What's the best camera brand?: I dunno
Have u jumped on a trampoline for more than 3 hours straight?: Yes while drunk
When in a race, do you usually win?: Nope
What color is the inside of your shower?: White
Do you get sleepy when you ride in the car?: If its a long drive i do
Is your ring size little or big?: medium
Where do you go fishing at?: I hate fishing
Have u ever thought about joining a nunnery/monastary?: God No
Do you think Bill Clinton's face will ever be on our money?: That would be amusing ...but no
What about George W. Bush?: hopefully not
Have u ever wanted to tap dance?: not really
If you could change the color of hippopotamuses would you?: Yeah...make it pink with blue stripes
When someone tells you to tell them when, do you actually say "when"?: yes
Do you curse when you run a light?: yeah
How many cowboy hats do you own?: none thank god
Are you scared when you walk with scissors?: no i run with scissors
What does your best friend want to do when they grow up? prob stay outta jail and be rich
Have you been in a flood?: no
Have u ever worn wooden shoes?: no
How is your credit rating?: it its bad
Have you ever seen an alligator in person?: At The Calgary Zoo
Have you ever lent pantyhose to anyone?: Ummm No
Who do you think is more attractive: your mom or your dad?: I Never Met My Dad Soo My Mom
Does your doctor freak you out?: Dont Have A Doctor
What kind of gum do you absolutely hate?: Spearmint
What does the inside of your shower look like?:White With Shelves and Shmapoo on Them Wit A Fucked Up Shower Curtin
What kind of dictionary do you use?: Websters English Dict, and Websters French/English Dict
What celebrity's hairstyle do you envy?: None
Are you good at ping pong?: Maybe..I will Have To Find Out
Does it annoy you when people's eyebrows are a differentcolor than hair?: Nope Mine Are
Has your grandma ever cussed in front of you before?: Yeah
What primary color is your Christmas tree?:Silver..Lotsa Sparles
Have you dated someone with some serious halitosis?: No
Do you like Jerry Springer?: Oh Yeah
Which would u rather have as a brother: Beavis or Butthead?: Butthead
What is the stupidest thing you've done to a friend's pet?: Got Them High
What is the second letter of the name of your street?: O
Is there someone in your town that looks a lot like you?: Yeah Theres Alot Of People That Look Like Me
What color do you think your heart really is?: Red For Blood!
What does your umbrella look like?: I dont KNow Anyone That Owns An Unbrella Especially me
Does your cell phone die frequently?: Dont Own One..Then Poeple Can Find Me
What's the most important thing you've ever broke?: Me Ankle
What is your favorite keychain?: Ummm I dunno
Have u ever seen a snake in the road?:YES! A Rattlesanke In Medicne Hat * shudders*
Is there a china cabinet in your house?: Nope
Have you ever mentally pictured your teachers having sex?: Never pictured it but in Junior high i had to teachers that were married
If you don't meet your soulmate while on earth, will u meet them in heaven?: Meh prob not
Have you ever been to the Kentucky Derby?: Nope..should I go
What state has the most interesting shape?: Texas
Have u ever heard a wolf howl?: yes
What's the best camera brand?: I dunno
Have u jumped on a trampoline for more than 3 hours straight?: Yes while drunk
When in a race, do you usually win?: Nope
What color is the inside of your shower?: White
Do you get sleepy when you ride in the car?: If its a long drive i do
Is your ring size little or big?: medium
Where do you go fishing at?: I hate fishing
Have u ever thought about joining a nunnery/monastary?: God No
Do you think Bill Clinton's face will ever be on our money?: That would be amusing ...but no
What about George W. Bush?: hopefully not
Have u ever wanted to tap dance?: not really
If you could change the color of hippopotamuses would you?: Yeah...make it pink with blue stripes
When someone tells you to tell them when, do you actually say "when"?: yes
Do you curse when you run a light?: yeah
How many cowboy hats do you own?: none thank god
Are you scared when you walk with scissors?: no i run with scissors
What does your best friend want to do when they grow up? prob stay outta jail and be rich
Have you been in a flood?: no
Have u ever worn wooden shoes?: no
How is your credit rating?: it its bad