Killing Time
Alright, I've been writing in this thing like nobody's business, and I thought I never would. hahaha. Just goes to show how unpredictable life is. Lj to life? hmm, kind of far off but I think you guys understand what I'm trying to say.
My Mom asked Alex something I would normally ask a guy. Here's their conversation:
Mom: Alex, you know how you can see girls singit when they sit with open legs in short shorts? Do you find that a turn on?
Alex: If it's not you or Pat, I would. Why?
Mom: Because when I see a guys singit in shorts, their balls are peeping through and its just sick and gross.
Alex: Yuck Mom! Are you looking at my balls?!?! You're sick!
Mom: No I'm not! You are sick! You thought of it! And you said you'd get turned on with anybody's singit. What about manang or teray?
Alex: YUCK! What the fuck?!
Mom and Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love my Mom. She really knows how to mess with a person. I swear, most of the things she says to gross us out is about sex. My Mom is not normal, but I wouldn't want her to be. :))
My Mom asked Alex something I would normally ask a guy. Here's their conversation:
Mom: Alex, you know how you can see girls singit when they sit with open legs in short shorts? Do you find that a turn on?
Alex: If it's not you or Pat, I would. Why?
Mom: Because when I see a guys singit in shorts, their balls are peeping through and its just sick and gross.
Alex: Yuck Mom! Are you looking at my balls?!?! You're sick!
Mom: No I'm not! You are sick! You thought of it! And you said you'd get turned on with anybody's singit. What about manang or teray?
Alex: YUCK! What the fuck?!
Mom and Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love my Mom. She really knows how to mess with a person. I swear, most of the things she says to gross us out is about sex. My Mom is not normal, but I wouldn't want her to be. :))