"Life... don't talk to me about life..."
My mom gets my lactaid pills/intestinal condoms/legal white pills from Costco. So, without a membership thingy or wanting to return home every time I run out to send my family on errands, I drag mae_rock in a futile pursuit around town to see if I can find some more. We actually found a few places that carried them, and I was surprised, but they were all individually packaged pills. Like, each pill had it's own 1" x 1" paper packet. And, having used the things since forever, I wanted to find a place that sold them in a bottle. Simple enough, no? Well, we find out Walmart carries this off brand "Equate" that comes in a bottle, but no other bottle brand. So, eh, alright. I get it and go home, stash it away for when I need it later. Well, I couldn't find my usual stash, so I broke out with this stuff, popped open the lid, and dumped a few into my hand...
They. Are. Huge. At least twice the size of what I'm usually used to. So I'm like "WTF Mate?" For kickers, I read the side of the bottle.
PRINTED USEAL UNDER CAP FOR YOUR PROTECTION
Directions Swallow or chew 3 caplets with the first bite of dairy food.
Consult Your Doctor: If you experience any symptoms which are unusual or seem unrelated to the condition for which you took this product.
Etc. Etc. Distributed by Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. Etc.
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@_@
So I have to take, like 6x the mass of the normal brand stuff? Fucking...
They. Are. Huge. At least twice the size of what I'm usually used to. So I'm like "WTF Mate?" For kickers, I read the side of the bottle.
PRINTED USEAL UNDER CAP FOR YOUR PROTECTION
Directions Swallow or chew 3 caplets with the first bite of dairy food.
Consult Your Doctor: If you experience any symptoms which are unusual or seem unrelated to the condition for which you took this product.
Etc. Etc. Distributed by Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. Etc.
...
...
@_@
So I have to take, like 6x the mass of the normal brand stuff? Fucking...