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Well I had a little mishap with the law that ended up with my ass in Jail!
Crossbreed bassist Bishop was arrested over the weekend for possession of a controlled substances and illegal firearms. Bishop is currently still in jail awaiting arraignment on the charges.
When asked by an Artemis publicist while still in jail what his thoughts were he had this to say "The bars, the inmates, the gaurds...all that shit doesnt really bother me. But the food man...I didnt think you could fuck up corn flakes, but the Pinellas County Jail sure found a way. As for my charges, my attorney is working on it now. Evidentally, it wasnt so much that I HAD drugs and guns, it was more so that I was ABUSING them."
Notes to self:
1.) Use money NOT drugs to bribe police
2.) Be careful what you say to your publicist, she will actually use it in the press release
3.) NO MATTER WHAT dont try to bribe cops with drugs
4.) Cops may like drugs, but they simply can not accept them as an official bribe
5.) Call attorney, find out about "official bribes"
6.) The old "I ate a powdered donut with my nose" routine doesnt work like it used to
7.) Wipe the blood from your mouth and take off the Mike Myers mask before the cop approaches your vehicle
Thanks to all that came and visited me while I was in and thanks to James for somehow getting me out!! <3
Well as I just said I'm out!! I'm back with ginger!! I was afraid I wasn't gonna be out for the baby being born!!
Heres a joke to make this a more upbeat entry!!
THE KILLING JOKE
See, there were these 2 guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they dont like living in an sylum anymore. They decide they are going to ESCAPE! So, like, they get up on the roof, and just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town stretching away into the moonlight...stretching away to FREEDOM. Now the first guy he jumps across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn't make the leap. Y'see...Y'see he's afraid of falling. So then the first guy has an idea. He says "I have my flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the 2 buildings, you can WALK ALONG THE BEAM and join me!" B-But the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says no. He says, "What do you think I am? CRAZY? You'd turn it off when I was halfway across."
Crossbreed bassist Bishop was arrested over the weekend for possession of a controlled substances and illegal firearms. Bishop is currently still in jail awaiting arraignment on the charges.
When asked by an Artemis publicist while still in jail what his thoughts were he had this to say "The bars, the inmates, the gaurds...all that shit doesnt really bother me. But the food man...I didnt think you could fuck up corn flakes, but the Pinellas County Jail sure found a way. As for my charges, my attorney is working on it now. Evidentally, it wasnt so much that I HAD drugs and guns, it was more so that I was ABUSING them."
Notes to self:
1.) Use money NOT drugs to bribe police
2.) Be careful what you say to your publicist, she will actually use it in the press release
3.) NO MATTER WHAT dont try to bribe cops with drugs
4.) Cops may like drugs, but they simply can not accept them as an official bribe
5.) Call attorney, find out about "official bribes"
6.) The old "I ate a powdered donut with my nose" routine doesnt work like it used to
7.) Wipe the blood from your mouth and take off the Mike Myers mask before the cop approaches your vehicle
Thanks to all that came and visited me while I was in and thanks to James for somehow getting me out!! <3
Well as I just said I'm out!! I'm back with ginger!! I was afraid I wasn't gonna be out for the baby being born!!
Heres a joke to make this a more upbeat entry!!
THE KILLING JOKE
See, there were these 2 guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they dont like living in an sylum anymore. They decide they are going to ESCAPE! So, like, they get up on the roof, and just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town stretching away into the moonlight...stretching away to FREEDOM. Now the first guy he jumps across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn't make the leap. Y'see...Y'see he's afraid of falling. So then the first guy has an idea. He says "I have my flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the 2 buildings, you can WALK ALONG THE BEAM and join me!" B-But the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says no. He says, "What do you think I am? CRAZY? You'd turn it off when I was halfway across."