Ummm, Billy?
Yet more proof Billy should be married to ME...
What you missed during Billy Joel's talk at the 92nd Street Y last night:
To Billy Joel's wife:
Lady - I'm happy for you, you're 26 and you married Billy Joel. Good for you.
I went to see your husband give a TALK last night, yes, he played SOME songs, but it was mostly a talk. You sat behind me (you were in row O, seat 113).. YOU and YOUR FRIENDS did not SHUT THE FUCK UP for TWO HOURS - then the three of you gradually walked out while your husband was STILL TALKING.
It's not like you were in an ARENA, this was a 900 seat theater, half the seats were empty - everyone heard you three, as you were THE ONLY PEOPLE TALKING during the WHOLE SHOW (until you left that is).
While I agree there were some nutso fanatics shouting things out - did you have to point at and laugh at all of them?
Billy - I love your tunes, as a courtesy to your audience, maybe your people could keep her in the dressing room next time you do a small gig like this.
Suddenly we're much more understanding of Joel's drinking problem.
What you missed during Billy Joel's talk at the 92nd Street Y last night:
To Billy Joel's wife:
Lady - I'm happy for you, you're 26 and you married Billy Joel. Good for you.
I went to see your husband give a TALK last night, yes, he played SOME songs, but it was mostly a talk. You sat behind me (you were in row O, seat 113).. YOU and YOUR FRIENDS did not SHUT THE FUCK UP for TWO HOURS - then the three of you gradually walked out while your husband was STILL TALKING.
It's not like you were in an ARENA, this was a 900 seat theater, half the seats were empty - everyone heard you three, as you were THE ONLY PEOPLE TALKING during the WHOLE SHOW (until you left that is).
While I agree there were some nutso fanatics shouting things out - did you have to point at and laugh at all of them?
Billy - I love your tunes, as a courtesy to your audience, maybe your people could keep her in the dressing room next time you do a small gig like this.
Suddenly we're much more understanding of Joel's drinking problem.