Albanian story
Heres my whole life story...bored.....i was 7 years old in albanian... i remember i went to school with a dollar and i bought a snack but i gave him the money first ...i truned around and then i told him were is my chips... he said u neever gave me money so my dad got him fired lol.ok so there was this weird as war thing and we had to leave...i had a rough time that time.....ok so we went on a boat to italy...and that wasn't kool....then reached italy... it was kool ther for a while..alot of hot gurls and shit...if only i knew about sex then lol...ok so i used to go around the neighorhood to look for kids with like games and shit and as soon as they would leave them out i would steal it lol....once got stuck in an elevator....it was right next to the hotel i was living in ...it was like a shopping center but with a elevator so i went in and fucken got stuck i haad to get out so i kicked that thing on the top of the elevator and fucken climbed that but before i got ontop the elevator started moving and so i jumped back down and fucken ran home.there was npthin g to do ther but play soccer...thats all i did....and that day some couple came in the hotel just married and so later that day i had to ask for their money so i went inside their room and it was not a preety siteI(cept for the gurl heheha) and thats when i learned about sex.haha. one night sleeping in one of the roomes in the third floor..and earthquake happened and i fell of my bed
and earthquakes kept happening and hapenin and shti so we all had to sleep in the tent outside and it was kool though,....i kept going into tents and tents and just looking at people and krap..so after that we decided to move to america so my aunt came to get us and we went first then my parents came 1 montjh later.and so i came here really clueless and had to do the 3rd grade again and every time they would ask me when was my birthday i would say no because i din't know what they were saying lol. i remember one day in third grade that i wanted to be kool 3 people got kicked out of the classroom and me and so they said lets go to the bathroom and ditch this calss and i went with them and so we came back and got caught and shit.... and then the whole class had o choose who would get into trouble. and guess who got introuble....me. IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS ALBANIAN WASN'T IT. ok so that year went and then 4rth gradfe came and i was so pissed......the name of the school was foxfire.(Ghetto school i was gangstar back then son.) i remember everytime i used to suck up to the teacher so i could get a good grade...but what my parents didnt know couldn't hurt them...i used to get up in the middle of class andtell my teacher that i finished my work can u put an a 100 on it so i could showmy parents so they could buy me shit.bhahahahah and so sometimes she would don it so i do it.i remember i had no friends because i was white...so i remember i had to give those guys jawbreajers every morning j=just to have black friends lol. so that was 4th grade..next on 5th grade..i had friends finally lol. and i remember i named myself zerox until 3 months later i found out that some com[any took that name hahaha zerox paper hahah. and so i changed BACK TO ZACK. ok so then i remeber my mom didn;'t know any english so she signed up the school next time mine right behind the school and i waited till she came to shcool i i stayed in ther with her. and so ther was nothing kool about 5th grade oh except so idiot kid fell of the third story stairs and like almost died. but i was laughing cause that faggot was twitching and i couldn't get help because i couldn't move my ri bs man they were hurting lol. ok so 6th grade was better...the school was emerson middle shool. it was a weird school i was the only rocker kid. i remember i used try to act like them so i gave up.6thgrade was gay 7the grade was worse. i remember i liked a gurl and she like raped me in the library but i was like too prude hahahah if ionly i was like this then. and so 8th grade was weird. i failed all my grades and like half of the 1st quater i came here to "ROCK"land...even worse...all the gurls in this place they have no minds...its like a game to them ifts like...i'll stay with u and ill wait till someone else comes along thats better.albania was so much better..no matter what if u said the gurl had to marry u she has too lol..and u can pick lol. gurls in rockland love is like a game to them ...well im not a game u can turn off and on whenever u feel like it. well thats my story and this is how the albanian came here lol. later its like 1:16 lol am.
and earthquakes kept happening and hapenin and shti so we all had to sleep in the tent outside and it was kool though,....i kept going into tents and tents and just looking at people and krap..so after that we decided to move to america so my aunt came to get us and we went first then my parents came 1 montjh later.and so i came here really clueless and had to do the 3rd grade again and every time they would ask me when was my birthday i would say no because i din't know what they were saying lol. i remember one day in third grade that i wanted to be kool 3 people got kicked out of the classroom and me and so they said lets go to the bathroom and ditch this calss and i went with them and so we came back and got caught and shit.... and then the whole class had o choose who would get into trouble. and guess who got introuble....me. IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS ALBANIAN WASN'T IT. ok so that year went and then 4rth gradfe came and i was so pissed......the name of the school was foxfire.(Ghetto school i was gangstar back then son.) i remember everytime i used to suck up to the teacher so i could get a good grade...but what my parents didnt know couldn't hurt them...i used to get up in the middle of class andtell my teacher that i finished my work can u put an a 100 on it so i could showmy parents so they could buy me shit.bhahahahah and so sometimes she would don it so i do it.i remember i had no friends because i was white...so i remember i had to give those guys jawbreajers every morning j=just to have black friends lol. so that was 4th grade..next on 5th grade..i had friends finally lol. and i remember i named myself zerox until 3 months later i found out that some com[any took that name hahaha zerox paper hahah. and so i changed BACK TO ZACK. ok so then i remeber my mom didn;'t know any english so she signed up the school next time mine right behind the school and i waited till she came to shcool i i stayed in ther with her. and so ther was nothing kool about 5th grade oh except so idiot kid fell of the third story stairs and like almost died. but i was laughing cause that faggot was twitching and i couldn't get help because i couldn't move my ri bs man they were hurting lol. ok so 6th grade was better...the school was emerson middle shool. it was a weird school i was the only rocker kid. i remember i used try to act like them so i gave up.6thgrade was gay 7the grade was worse. i remember i liked a gurl and she like raped me in the library but i was like too prude hahahah if ionly i was like this then. and so 8th grade was weird. i failed all my grades and like half of the 1st quater i came here to "ROCK"land...even worse...all the gurls in this place they have no minds...its like a game to them ifts like...i'll stay with u and ill wait till someone else comes along thats better.albania was so much better..no matter what if u said the gurl had to marry u she has too lol..and u can pick lol. gurls in rockland love is like a game to them ...well im not a game u can turn off and on whenever u feel like it. well thats my story and this is how the albanian came here lol. later its like 1:16 lol am.