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[crazy_4_feelin]

Jared lost his keys again and hes on the phone with me. The conversation goes something like this:

Me: Did you search calmly for them?
Jared: Did you blow me?
Me: Hey I was just asking I know how you are!
Jared: Here they are yes!
Me: Where were they?
Jared: On my bed
Me: That's prolly where the first set went missing
Jared: Yeah except I tore my bed apart
Me: I'll tear your bed apart baby
Jared: I'll tear your asshole apart baby!
Us in unison: Ewwwwwww

Lol I have the greatest best friend ever!