Oct 03, 2006 09:05
okay so class is at 10 it's now 9:05...
So what can I say about the Circle Jerks???
What can i say about Jonah get wasted and shot gunning 7 beers,
and what the hell can I say about him freaking out when they told him it was sold out and only he wouldnt be able to get in?
...about how we left the show because we wouldn't go in without Jonah with us...
how he would have enjoyed it more?
how he broke his hand and 4 of his fingers punching a stop sign, a trailer, a tour bus, a truck bed, a "no entrance" sign, a parking meter, three brick walls, and the back of josh's van...(which he immediately apologized for)?
What can I say about how he threw a fit and skateboarded wasted better than some people do sober, how he rummaged through the van until he found a fat red sharpie and tagged everything within a 3 mile radius...?
What could I possibly say about how he came and got his beautiful Nikon camera out of the van and chucked the lens cap at the window and ran (wobbled) in the other direction and didnt come back for 25 minutes.
Then.....oh then...
What the fuck could I possibly say about how he threw the camera at me and ran back to El Corazon and lied to the admissions girl telling her that his parents are dead and that they introduced him to the punk scene and the circle jerks were the first band he ever listened to and how he has never seen them live even before his parents died....?
What can I say about how he cried to get into the Circle Jerks....He faked a story, faked some tears and someone gave him theier ticket and he got in....
What can I say about how his hand is completely shattered and his lung has collapsed and his ribs are cracked from seeing the circle jerks and being in the pit?
I suppose I could tell you that after running back to the car with a collapsed lung and cracked ribs and after getting in the car and coughing up blood, and after lying in the back seat and screaming "Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!!" over and over, I suppose I could just mention.....
He cracked a beer, climbed over the middle seat, and said "That was better then when Iggy Pop pulled me onstage and hugged me...and Jackie...I fucking really like you...I'm glad you're my friend....Now take me home fuckers...I have an ASB meeting in the morning."