Taking a break from battling real live demons...
Have you heard?
I'm so important... it's mind boggling.
I mean I work all the time and you know how busy I am, but it's just incredible to see how really important I've become!!!
Really.... I'm so fucking important that I have people from all over the world emailing me all the bloomin time!
And not just any fucker, but heads of Banks, important banks!
Why just today I got a note from the desk of Christopher Khumalo...
FROM THE DESK OF.... people, this is not just any shit... it's big shit!
And all the way from Aaaafrica!
Fuck, I'm important. :)
And my importance doesn't stop there.... noooooooo, I'm not simply sought after by banks, I am pursued on a personal level as well...
Like yesterday for example, again from South Africa... obviously I am well-known there... who should write to me but "Rose Harrison", Rose Harrison! in the name of LOVE... of all things, asking me for a deep relationship. Yep, apparently she is looking for a man to love and share her life with...
Hey Rose, you say you are looking for a man to love, but would a sweet Rose do??? *giggles* I mean surely you noticed you were emailing your message to a 'rose' and not a 'rob' or 'ron' or 'ross'...
One question remains: do these sorta things work? Are people stoopid enough to reply or worse, click open any attachment? Really?
*shakes her head*
I'm so important... it's mind boggling.
I mean I work all the time and you know how busy I am, but it's just incredible to see how really important I've become!!!
Really.... I'm so fucking important that I have people from all over the world emailing me all the bloomin time!
And not just any fucker, but heads of Banks, important banks!
Why just today I got a note from the desk of Christopher Khumalo...
FROM THE DESK OF.... people, this is not just any shit... it's big shit!
And all the way from Aaaafrica!
Fuck, I'm important. :)
And my importance doesn't stop there.... noooooooo, I'm not simply sought after by banks, I am pursued on a personal level as well...
Like yesterday for example, again from South Africa... obviously I am well-known there... who should write to me but "Rose Harrison", Rose Harrison! in the name of LOVE... of all things, asking me for a deep relationship. Yep, apparently she is looking for a man to love and share her life with...
Hey Rose, you say you are looking for a man to love, but would a sweet Rose do??? *giggles* I mean surely you noticed you were emailing your message to a 'rose' and not a 'rob' or 'ron' or 'ross'...
One question remains: do these sorta things work? Are people stoopid enough to reply or worse, click open any attachment? Really?
*shakes her head*