Damn you!

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Damn you Port Of Subs! Damn you and your compulsive
sandwich cutting tendencies! Why oh why must you
insist on making my 5 inch sandwiches 2.5 inches?!!
And when I ask for a 12 inch sandwich cut into 4
pieces why do you desire to give me 8 1.5 inch
pieces?!! Why?!! Why?!! Why?!!